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lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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ultrafacts:

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ultrafacts:

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handjob:

by e

handjob:

by e

edwardspoonhands:

businesseswithmemefonts:

This is a god damn front for something I’m sure of it

They sell pets for your car.

edwardspoonhands:

businesseswithmemefonts:

This is a god damn front for something I’m sure of it

They sell pets for your car.

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

dajo42:

laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead

nishlo:

tukut:

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

en0lagay:

blue ivy’s growing up so fast

en0lagay:

blue ivy’s growing up so fast

anakistarsong:

zing-noir:

River otters at the Zoological & Botanical Garden in Ichikawa, Japan

omg the last one he pops up ahjfskghfagskjfkhdjs ahahaha

This is what heaven looks like…

wastedm1nd:

Best plot twist

frankincennamon:

egobus:

dionysus and apollo have quickly become two of my favourite greek gods 

so I looked them up and I found my new favourite picture 

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look at their faces 

look at how fucking drunk dionysus is 

look at apollo 

look at his face

so judgmental 

i love it 

Wait a second…

Is that…

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officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows