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gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

santadeanwinchester:

thetricksterwhostolechristmas:

santadeanwinchester:

why are replies so complicated now Jesus

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I do not know, my child. But when you find out, tell me.

I will, accurately depicted Jesus.

captain-mycaptain:

dirku:

nonomella:

that terrifying moment when everything is happily resolved but the book still has 200 pages left

that terrifying moment when there’s too many things that need resolving but the book has only 20 pages left

EITHER WAY

IT’S JUST LIKE

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frozenheadcanons:

kobytyler:

Sorry not sorry

SHIT

frozenheadcanons:

kobytyler:

Sorry not sorry

SHIT

vict0ri-a:

kellieexann:

stretchedlobes:

bonerofficial:

mendox:

leaaves:

preah:

durational:

luxex:

i feel as if this symbolizes the fact that shes under so much stress to be beautiful

or shes stoned as fuck

Or she stabbed herself in the eye with the brush

Or she’s crying because for once she got the volume her mascara brand promised her

lol or maybe its just a picture with cool contrast meant to give off an eerie and creepy vibe. 

or maybe shes a SPACE ALIEN

or maybe she has allergies

or maybe it’s maybelline

i love tumblr people

vict0ri-a:

kellieexann:

stretchedlobes:

bonerofficial:

mendox:

leaaves:

preah:

durational:

luxex:

i feel as if this symbolizes the fact that shes under so much stress to be beautiful

or shes stoned as fuck

Or she stabbed herself in the eye with the brush

Or she’s crying because for once she got the volume her mascara brand promised her

lol or maybe its just a picture with cool contrast meant to give off an eerie and creepy vibe. 

or maybe shes a SPACE ALIEN

or maybe she has allergies

or maybe it’s maybelline

i love tumblr people

officialwhitegirls:

requirements for dating me:

- blue eyes
- white
- be a dragon

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

captrek:

tragedy strikes the enterprise

geoffrmsy:

dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

666-slut:

when your crush posts a new selfie

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greatfatsby:

Me: What is it doctor?

Doctor:

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ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

tensioned:

why does everything close so early on sunday jesus didnt die for this