Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups
why are replies so complicated now Jesus
I do not know, my child. But when you find out, tell me.
I will, accurately depicted Jesus.
that terrifying moment when everything is happily resolved but the book still has 200 pages left
that terrifying moment when there’s too many things that need resolving but the book has only 20 pages left
IT’S JUST LIKE
i feel as if this symbolizes the fact that shes under so much stress to be beautiful
or shes stoned as fuck
Or she stabbed herself in the eye with the brush
Or she’s crying because for once she got the volume her mascara brand promised her
lol or maybe its just a picture with cool contrast meant to give off an eerie and creepy vibe.
or maybe shes a SPACE ALIEN
or maybe she has allergies
or maybe it’s maybelline
i love tumblr people
requirements for dating me:
- blue eyes
- be a dragon
THEYRE STILL FRIENDS
tragedy strikes the enterprise
tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water
this is pretty fucking important
when your crush posts a new selfie
Me: What is it doctor?
boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful
jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow
thanks for your contribution
why does everything close so early on sunday jesus didnt die for this