honey, im homo
welcome back queer
How was your gay?
I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal
ugh you kill a few people on a camping trip and suddenly everyone calls you a “murderer” i’m so sick of labels
When you’re riding shotgun and your friends are having fun in the backseat
when ur parents introduce u to their friends
maybe ur dick is so small because you shoved 2/3 of it into your personality
I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.
did i allow u to have fun without me
slowly approaching bear
the bears will be in eventually
Bear will arrive sooner than thought.
BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS
BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR
BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE
WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR
i can’t believe angelina jolie killed taylor swift